Monday, 25 July 2011

Grand Theft Porno Fun

Apparently porn parodies are very popular these days. Almost every well known movie or game has one. Grand Theft Auto franchise was "honored" with a number of them. Unfortunatelly apart from the covers, there are very little similarities with the actual game.

Available from all good XXX / Porn / Sex shops near you!

Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody
Scotland-made videogame franchise Grand Theft Auto gets the porn parody treatment from Netherlands-based porn studio Daring! in Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody. Time for a rampage!

Cast: Monique Alexander, Carolyn Reese, Kagney Linn Karter, Sadie West, Breanne Benson.

Vice City Porn
The new XXX release Vice City Porn from Justice Young probably has little connection to Grand Theft Auto: Vice City beyond the title and box cover. But damn, the box cover does look great.

Cast: Eva Angelina, Gianna Michaels, Amy Ried, Havana Ginger, Maya Gates, Katie Cummings, Nadia Nitro, Kendall Brooks.

Grand Theft Orgy
Wicked Productions got into the Grand Theft Auto knockoff racket with Grand Theft Orgy and sequel. The box cover art references the visual style of the game cases, but the sex scenes don't seem to have any tie-in with the games.

Cast: Anji Cooper, Avena Lee, Bridgette Kerkove, Brittney Skye, Brooke, Carmen Hart, Debi Diamond, Dee Lily, Dragonlily, Harmony, Honey, Ice LAFox, J.R. Carrington, Jenaveve Jolie, Jennifer Luv, Jessica Drake, Jessica Fiorentino, Jewel De'Nyle, Jill Kelly, Julian, Julian St. Jox, Kaylani Lei, Kaylynn, Kelly Wells, Kelsey, Kelsey Heart, Kia, Kirsten Price, Lauren Phoenix, Lisa A. Daniels, Nicole Sheridan, Nyomi Banxxx, Serenity, Shy Love, Sindee Coxx, Slavomira Boskova, Spice, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele, Tasha Hunter, Teena Fine, Voodoo, Zana.

Grand Theft Anal
How do you parody something already so over-the-top and degenerate as the Grand Theft Auto games? Zero Tolerance, makers of the Grand Theft Anal porn knockoffs, haven't really tried. Beyond the box cover photos of pornstars posed next to cars, motorcycles or swimming pools, there's no connection to the videogames.

Cast: Hanna Harper, Jessica Darlin, Mandy Bright, Alicia Rhodes, Anna Nova, Rio Mariah.

1 comment:

Lewis Vice said...

"justice young" is my personal favorite. :)